"Come on, are you telling me you don’t wanna sleep with me? Oh, my paw said he’d shoot you if you messed with his daughter? Yeah, he probably meant it. But I won’t tell. And he’s out in the field. Why don’t you risk it? I can tell you want to from the way your pants are all stuck out in front, hehehehe."
She was true to her word and didn’t tell, and he thought he was safe. Until 4 months later when there was a banging on his door and he opened it to find the farmers shotgun stuffed in his face, the blushing girl, her belly beginning to swell from pregnancy, and a preacher.
"We’re gonna have us a wedding, city boy!" her father gruffly informed him.
He swallowed nervously, looking at the large gun and nodded, “Yes sir, seems like the thing to do to me too.”
After the marriage was consummated, she told him that there were a few other guys who might be the father.